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Taichi:
‘Hey, hey, highballs! We need highballs up in here! Toast the champs!’

Kanemaru:
‘Highballs! Time to party!’

Taichi:
‘But you know, today, one shot in that highball was all it took.’

Kanemaru:
‘One shot was enough!’

Taichi:
‘Didn't need a double tonight. Look, Jado, Gedo, we ended you easy tonight. So it's up to you. You want to get your pathetic shrivelled asses in one more time with us, or do you want to call it a day and retire in disgrace? Whichever you want, we’ll gladly accommodate you.’

Kanemaru:
‘Some clowns stepped in the ring after the match, but that's a foregone conclusion.’

Taichi:
‘Doesn't matter how many times we do it, it's gonna turn out the same! There's no damn point to it! Well, whatever, I'm feeling groggy today. Go for it. We crush them and the CHAOS juniors are finally done, right?’

Kanemaru:
‘Well, let's nail down that coffin.’


Gedo:
‘Guys, I'm sorry. We were supposed to give you our first defence, but we lost.’

Rocky:
‘I'm just glad you're ok. That's all that matters. Gedo, we’ll get payback for you. And we’ll payback for Jado.’

Beretta:
‘And for the fans! Taichi cheating as usual, and all the fans know it. I'm going to beat the snot out of him! At least come up with something more original than the bell hammer!’

Rocky:
‘I’m so tired of Taichi. Here for five minutes and it’s the same old song and dance. What do the fans chant? Taichi ha kaere? Go home Taichi? Taichi should go home.’

Beretta:
‘So we team up and send him home. And get the belts! Our fourth titles. Rocky’s had 34, because he keeps losing them.’

Rocky:
‘Hey, hey, Let’s talk about the times I’ve won! The only numbers that count are 1,2,3, gonna make you cry! 1, 2, 3, gonna beat you up, punks! We’re gonna party in Roppongi after we beat your ass!’

Beretta:
‘He was just on vacation. I’ve been here the whole tour and he just slides in and delivers all his catchphrases. Taichi, f*** you, whatever.’

Rocky:
‘Don’t say that. Taichi, gonna beat you up!’

Beretta:
‘Look, dude, end it, this’ll never make air, you keep going too long.’

Rocky:
‘Hey, where are you going! Buy me dinner!’

* Jado neglected to comment.