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Goto:
‘Minoru Suzuki, once upon a time you were near untouchable, but now… Not so much, huh?’

* No comment from Yano.

Rocky:
‘Taichi and Kanemaru, please listen very carefully! Because at Hiroshima, it’s gonna be the same thing that it was last night, and the same as tonight! CHAOS will be the winners! We will stand above your dead bodies, after we’ve taken that…’

Beretta:
‘Whoa hey, we’re not going to “kill” them!’

Rocky:
‘Well you know, figuratively…’

Beretta:
‘You said “dead bodies”. You shouldn’t say “dead bodies”! There’s kids watching! Families!’

Rocky:
‘YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!’

Beretta:
‘No I don’t understand you at all! I don’t think anyone here gets what you mean!’

Rocky:
‘Hold on!’

Beretta:
‘Dead bodies!” Geez are you…’

Rocky:
‘Would you shut up and listen! Taichi, after we take that hammer...that hammer that you’re threatening us with every night! We’re gonna…’

Beretta:
‘Actually, we threatened them.’

Rocky:
‘Yeah that’s true, we threatened them, huh...And it what pretty damn cool!’

Beretta:
‘But we’re not gonna hit a man with a hammer like that. That’s just wrong. Although I accidentally threw the hammer last night and hit a man. I hope he was alright...did the cameras catch that? Man it was embarrassing...’

Rocky:
’You almost killed a man! We’re very sorry to the producers...Anyway! Hiroshima! It’s gonna be ICHI, NI, SAN! Nakasuzo kono yaro!’ (“1, 2, 3! Gonna make you cry punk!”)

Beretta:
‘Here we go, Rocky with his catchphrases…’ (glares at Rocky)

Rocky:
‘ICHI, NI, SAN! Shibakuzo kono yaro!’ (“1, 2, 3! Gonna beat your ass punk!”)

Beretta:
‘Look, I’m an adult living in the real world, so I don’t have catchphrases. But in Hiroshima, we’re winning our titles back. You guys never deserved them in the first place! We’re honestly the best Jr. Tag Team in the world!’

Rocky:
‘That ever lived!’

Beretta:
‘It helps that I’m 8 feet tall.’

Rocky:
‘And it helps that I’m 4 foot 3...But badass as hell! And Taichi, we’re gonna send you packin’ to wherever the hell it is you came from! It’s probably the same place Iizuka lives. Some dirty, disgusting cave in...somewhere!’

(Beretta leaves the press area rolling his eyes)

Rocky:
‘Anyway, see you all in Hiroshima! ICHI, NI, SAN! Nakasuzo kono...Hey, Beretta! Wait up!’


Suzuki:
‘Openweight! No weight limits! No limits at all! That's what I'm all about. You think it's all about pinning shoulders to the mat for a count of three? No, I'm about crushing your heart, your body, your soul, every part of you. Every part!’

Taichi:
‘I'll just leave the belt here (drops it to the side) whoops. Eh, who cares? It's like you two. Who cares? I'll just cast you aside.’

Kanemaru:
‘Same thing will happen to those two.’

Taichi:
‘Is it really just those two? Is there nobody else that thinks “ah, these guys getting beaten up, ridiculed, that sucks, I want to stand up for them”? Nobody else?’

Kanemaru:
‘I mean, we’re never going to lose to those two.’

Taichi:
‘You know why? Tell ‘em, Nobu.’

Kanemaru:
‘Since I've come to New Japan, nobody has pinned me. Ever.’

Taichi:
‘You know that? Do your homework. Suzuki gun is unbeatable, but this guy truly is unbeatable.’

Kanemaru:
‘Nobody’s beat me.’

Taichi:
‘That's how good he is. Unbeaten.’

Kanemaru:
‘That's how it'll be. Hiroshima, a successful defence, it’s inevitable.’

Taichi:
‘That's it.’

Kanemaru:
‘You’ll see.’

Taichi: (pause)

Kanemaru:
‘Like that belt.’

Taichi:
‘....Yeah.’